STOP LEAKING LEADS!
Get Roasted 🔥 Boost Engagement and Drive More Conversions. Guaranteed!
Your website/landing page is costing you customers — not your ads/visibility. The Advance HEO Audit reveals why and gives you actionable fixes to boost conversions — Fast.
Real Feedback From #1 HEO agency
Fast delivery in 48H via email
Conversion boost guarantee (or money back)
100s of websites convert higher
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"Nothing worked — until this."
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"No fluff. Just gold."
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"Boosted leads instantly."
Submit your page — we’ll do the rest.
* For unpublished page, select "DRAFT" in the form and leave the page URL blank. We’ll confirm all the details with you over email.
What’s an HEO Audit (aka The Roast)? 🔥
Think of it as your Website/Landing Page’s wake-up call — with deep customer research, expert on-page review, 300+ checkpoint lighthouse evaluation, packed with personalized, easy-to-implement recommendations that:
🔥 Fix What’s Costing You Sales
We identify the blind spots hurting your conversions.
💡 Get a Battle-Tested Improvement Plan
Proven fixes from real experts, not generic advice.
📈 Convert More From the Same Traffic
No new ads/SEO — just smarter, high-impact DIY optimization.
Why do you need this?
Struggling to Turn Visitors into Customers — in 2025? You're Not Alone.
I've roasted 100s of websites and landing pages — most were terrible — in the same areas: design, copy, evidence, humanity, placement, and targeting.
Potential customers are interested
Don’t Engage with your Messaging
Bounce Back & Go to your Competitors
So, no more BS guesswork — the real leak isn’t in your traffic; it’s on your web page.
The Website That Wins Customers:
Turns Traffic into Leads & Sales
Whether it’s booking a call, joining your list, or making a purchase.
Human-Centered Design
Understanding target user behavior, intent, and the human element of the online experience.
Clear, Persuasive Copy
Content that resonates with your ideal users and communicates your offer effectively—what it is, who it’s for.
Seamless User Experience (UX)
A design that’s intuitive, enjoyable, and easy to navigate, ensuring visitors can find what they need.
Authentic Brand Personality
A unique tone, style, and visual identity that reflects your brand’s essence.
Probably the Site/Landing Page You're Stuck With Right Now:
💔 Not converting the traffic you paid for
Visitors come — but they don’t act. You’ve got traffic, but not traction.
😕 Doesn’t resonate & persuade target users
Messaging doesn’t click fast. People don’t know what you do or why it matters.
📄 Generic, lifeless content
Feels like AI wrote it. Lacks spark, personality, or a real voice that your audience connects with.
🙈 Too much friction, not enough flow
UX gets in the way. Visitors struggle to find info, take action, or even stay interested.
🚫 No trust signals where it matters
Missing proof, relevance, or human evidence — so people hesitate or scroll away.
We can help you with all of that — FAST!
It's Guaranteed!
We’ll point out things that you have overlooked — in this brutal HEO roast!
Hey, I’m Zaheer 👋 — founder of Qontentify
Let’s be honest — most websites aren’t built to convert.
They’re built by a friend, a team member juggling too much 🎯, a Fiverr freelancer (not all!), or DIY’d after a crash course in WordPress.
And that’s totally fine — until it starts costing you leads and sales. 📉
We’ve audited 100s of sites 🔍. Over 80% skipped real customer research. No clear message, no human connection — just a page hoping to work. 🙈
But when you’re too close to your site, it’s hard to see what’s broken.
That’s why we created the Advanced HEO Audit — a brutal, expert-backed, 300+ checkpoint roast. 🔥 That reveals what’s blocking engagement… and shows you exactly how to fix it.
Let’s not shame — transform.
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How It Works
If you have made it so far, you likely have a broken website/landing page with poor conversions. Let’s fix it fast in 3 steps:
1. Submit Your Page (URL)
It can be your website's home page, about us, service, lead generation, or landing page, whether live or in design (draft).
2. We Roast It
This is where real magic happens — analyze every pixel, line, and message. The first step in your digital landscape transformation.
3. Get Your Audit Report
No fluff. No jargon. A crystal-clear, human-friendly audit report within 48 hours — packed with easy-to-follow recommendations.
How We Actually Roast Your Page to Make It Convert
The HEO Audit is a step-by-step system built on real research, human behavior, and over 300 data-backed HEO checks — all tailored to your page type and audience.
🎯 Custom Audit Strategy & Target User Research
We combine business goals with real user insight. First, we analyze your niche, traffic, campaigns, and performance data — then dive into your audience’s mindset, pain points, and needs. Your roast is shaped to resonate and convert.
📩 Deliverable: Customer Research Report
🔍 On-Page Analysis: The Honest Expert Walkthrough
We assess every part of your page — copy, design, messaging, layout, and flow — and leave our feedback in full-page screenshot comments, ratings, and tweaks with samples and examples.
📩 Deliverable: On-Page HEO Analysis
HEO Grading: We Benchmark You Against 300+ Checkpoints
This is our standardized framework. Your page is graded using our proprietary HEO Lighthouse, which covers over 300 critical engagement and conversion elements. It shows what’s missing, what’s weak, and what’s working.
📩 Deliverable: HEO Elements Evaluation Report
Expert Fixes: Clear, Actionable Recommendations That Convert
Finally, we combine everything into a simple, clear report—no fluff, no jargon. You’ll receive high-impact tweaks, section-by-section suggestions, and Zaheer's personal HEO Note highlighting your biggest opportunities.
📩 Deliverable: Zaheer’s HEO Note
4 Deliverables
What You’ll Get in the Roast Report?
1. Customer Research Report
🔍 Who exactly are your target users, what’s on their minds visiting your page?
2. On-Page HEO Analysis
📝 Full-page roast with expert comments directly on your content and layout.
3. HEO Elements Evaluation Report
📊 A 300+ point scan grading your page against real conversion standards.
4. Zaheer’s HEO Note (Recommendations)
💡 Clear, personalized & easy-to-implement fixes from the founder.
100% Money-Back Guarantee — if it doesn’t boost your performance or improve conversions.
Absolutely — we’re that confident in our roast, backed by years of proven results and experience.
PRICING
Let's Discover a Few Subtle Tweaks That Can Skyrocket Your Conversions.
Home Page
Service Page
Landing Page
About Page
Advance HEO Audit (Roast)
100% Privacy
100% Done by human experts
$499
$199
- Customer Research (Target Users)
- On-Page HEO Review & Feedback
- Detailed 300+ Checkpoints Evaluation
- Personalized Recommendations
Spend less, convert more…
What do we roast on your page?
- SEO & EEAT Check
- Persuasion & Resonance Test
- Specificity & Consistency Check
- Placement Test (visual hierarchy)
- Readability & Clarity Test
- UX/UI Design Test
- Humanization Test (Is it human-centric?)
- Business Authenticity & Evidence Test
- Friction & Frustration Check
- Value Proposition Check
- Lead Generation Check
* Curious why is it so affordable? See the FAQs for more details.
Submit your page — we’ll do the rest.
* For unpublished page, select "DRAFT" in the form and leave the page URL blank. We’ll confirm all the details with you over email.
ROAST BENEFITS
And How This HEO Roast Sets You Up to Win…
🌟 A Page That Converts (Finally High Conversion Rate)
You’ll get expert insight on exactly what’s killing your conversions — and what’ll fix it.
🌟 Clear, Confident Messaging
No more guesswork or vague copy. Just words that speak to your audience and move them to action.
🌟 An Engaging User Experience
We’ll help you shape a page flow that keeps people interested — and nudges them to convert without friction.
🌟 Turn Traffic Into Sales, Not Just Clicks
No more burning budget on ads that bring visitors who don’t convert. You’ll finally know what’s killing your conversions — and how to fix it.
🌟 Stop the Bounce Bleed
We’ll show you exactly why people leave in seconds — and what to change so they stay, scroll, and take action.
🌟 Slash Your Cost Per Acquisition
When your page converts better, ads become profitable again. This roast reveals how to make every click count.
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Robert Runyon
“I thought our landing page was decent until I saw the roast.”
We created our website in-house, and later on, for optimization purposes, I worked with experts multiple times, but nothing hit like this audit. It was brutally honest in the best way possible and spotted blind spots I didn’t know existed.
After implementing their optimize recommendations, our conversion rate grew 73% in a month. If you’re serious about getting results, don’t skip this.
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Omar Angri
“This roast saved us thousands in ad spend, and a lot of frustration.”
We were driving paid traffic to a landing page that just wasn’t converting well. I assumed the problem was the audience and ads — turned out it was the page.
The HEO Audit broke everything down with clear, practical fixes. After optimizing based on their notes, our CPA dropped by over 56%.
Still Have Questions?
FAQs
Because it is perfectly aligned with our manifesto. We believe every business deserves to know why they’re not getting leads and customers, without paying thousands for a full agency retainer.
We deliver real expertise, zero fluff, and total clarity so you can fix what’s broken and start converting
Yes! We roast all kinds of pages — home, landing, about, service, or any other standalone page. Just note: each page needs a separate roast.
Great question. While landing pages are crucial for ad campaigns, your homepage, service pages, and about page are often the first touchpoints for organic traffic.
If these pages don’t engage or convert, you’re leaking valuable visitors.
Our roast is designed to boost performance across your entire site, not just isolated campaigns — helping you convert both paid and organic traffic. Every key page deserves to pull its weight for higher business growth.
We specialize in roasting business-focused pages — think SaaS, agency services, lead generation pages, newsletters, sign-up pages, business services pages, etc.
We currently don’t roast eCommerce site/product pages.
Your page gets reviewed by real humans — not bots — including seasoned UX/UI designers, conversion copywriters, HEO specialists, and SEO pros. It’s a team roast.
Every single element — hero section, copy, layout, visuals, CTAs, forms, offers, even scroll logic — gets evaluated against our 300+ point HEO checklist. Brutal? Yes. Effective? Also yes.
Absolutely. Your roast is 100% custom and confidential. In rare cases, we may use a cropped screenshot of an exceptionally good section from a page we roasted (without showing brand name, logo, or identity) to guide or inspire others — just like we use example/sample screenshots linked in your audit report recommendation sections from other web pages to guide you.
You’ll receive your comprehensive audit report — packed with insights, gradings, and action steps — within 48 hours of your order. Delivered straight to your inbox.
Just some quick context about your audience, goals, and the page itself. We’ll send a short intake form (for required stuff) via email right after you buy.
Absolutely! Just select “DRAFT” in the order form and leave the page URL blank. You can share a preview or draft link later. Once you place the order, we’ll confirm all the details with you over email — simple and hassle-free.
Yes, it’s designed to. Our roast is built around proven HEO and conversion strategies. If you don’t see improvements, we’ll fully refund you. No fine print.
Yes — we stand behind our roast. If you implement the expert feedback and still don’t see results, you’ll get a full refund.
Sure. You can find sample audit report screenshots and breakdowns in the “Deliverables” or “Audit Process” section above.
Our suggestions are practical, clear, and easy to implement — anyone with basic site-editing skills can implement them. If you need hands-on help, we also offer optimization services.
Yes, we do! If you want help executing the fixes from your audit, we’ve got you covered.
Yes, we can. Language isn’t a barrier — conversion principles apply everywhere.
Not to shame. To transform.
Let’s roast it. So you can rebuild it — better.
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Stop guessing. Discover exactly what’s killing your conversions — and how to fix it.